


Us Time

by Takeno no Hikari



Category: Ultimate Marvel
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2009-01-12
Updated: 2009-01-12
Packaged: 2013-07-27 03:25:50
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 589
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4788397/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/829882/Takeno-no-Hikari
Summary: A series of Peter:spiderman:xKitty Oneshots that I'm writing to get a better handle on the characters. Some drabbles, especially the first, and only right now, one





	Us Time

A/N: I figured I'd let everyone know ahead of time that I will probably screw up the characters horribly, but that's why I'm writing this. I plan to write a full story at some point, but I want to make sure I can write the characters before I do. So please, please give advice on how to make the characters more like what they really are in the comics.

Disclaimer: I do not own USM or any other part of Ultimate Marvel.

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"Your villains really do suck, Peter," Kitty laughed as the two plopped down on the couch. Peter sighed and nodded, muttering a soft 'I know, I know,' making his girlfriend laugh at his seemingly pathetic mood. "Aww, cheer up Pete," she kissed his cheek lightly, bringing a small smile to his face, "means more 'us' time."

"Yeah," the brown haired super hero agreed, wrapping an arm around her shoulders, "That's always good. I just can't believe I actually _miss_ the super-baddies. Beating up on that chump Herman is more embarrassing than anything else." they both sighed, remembering the rather pitiful attempt at a bank robbery by Herman 'The Shocker' Schultz.

/45 minutes before/

"Everyone back the FUCK off!" The Shocker, Herman Schultz, was a sad excuse for a man, often breaking into nervous fits in the middle of his attempted 'heists.' For once it was going his way though, he had the money, he had a getaway, and Spiderman and his new sidekick were nowhere to be found. Pointing his gauntlets at the crowd that had surrounded the crime scene, he slowly opened the passenger door of his getaway car. Climbing in he yelled at his partner-in-crime, "Get us the HELL outta here!"

The driver slammed his foot down on the gas, but the car simply rumbled, not moving an inch. He started lifting his foot up and slamming it repeatedly down harder each time, a nervous sweat breaking out on his brow when police sirens started ringing out in the distance, "The damn thing wont mo-!" he was cut off when the car lifted itself into the air and flipped over its front end, landing on its roof and taking them with it.

The would-be thieves heard voices from outside of their car, "Y'know…that actually worked out much better than I thought it would," a voice easily recognized as Spiderman joked, and the crowd that The Shocker had once threatened was now laughing at the failed attempt.

"Oh yes, let us all bow in awe at the magnificent Spiderman's amazing plan," a female voice, one that was becoming all the more familiar as time went on, Spiderman's new _sidekick_ whatever it was she called herself, picked on the webhead, "how does he do it?" she questioned teasingly.

"I'm just that amazing," Spiderman claimed with false arrogance. He calmly trotted toward the flipped car and ripped off the door, "Well, hello there Herman, what are _you _doing here?" Herman Schultz then proceeded to faint.

/Present/

"Wanna see if it's on TV?" Kitty asked suddenly and Pete smiled, quickly kissing her before grabbing the remote.

"I say we record it if it is."

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A/N: Ok, not the best thing in the world, but its just practice. This isn't set at any point in time, just after Annual #1 and before the Clone Saga. Please give feedback on how I handled the characters, even if you don't like the pairing.


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